Planer 1, Ash 0

We thought I looked like a boss earlier changing out my planer blades. Turns out you need to replace all of the screws on the blade lock and not just the ones you like. To be fair the screw was stripped and there was an incident with a lot of dirty words. Anyway as a response the planer shot out sharp blade pieces and such like confetti. I’m clearly not the boss of anything.